Dlo Fish

Old splet backwards; pronounced deelow. Used in cafes, restaurants and fish and chip shops when referring to stale, poor quality or old fish. The word is used in secrecy to the customer, as a code to instruct the serving of poor quality fish.

A: That customer's always rude to me.
B: That's okay, just give dlo fish from now on.

by Simon Griffin January 20, 2009

Fish farm

1. A term used to describe a club or scene rich in females.

2. Any place with a high female to male ratio.

Hey Keith, have you checked out that new club downtown yet? I hear it's a real fish farm.

Once Bobby had matured to manhood, he was eager to check out the local fish farm in search of some fresh poon.

by The change machine June 18, 2014

fish stench

infected female genitalia that gives off a pungent fish-smelling odor

John: holy shit check out that one I'd tap that
Bob: yea she's hot but her fish stench is terrible
John: OMG I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE
Bob: I know it is effin nasty

by ~Baconboy_23 July 28, 2014

Hipster Fishing

The sport originating in Northest Minneapolis where a dollar is baited to a fishing pole and placed in a public location. The fishers sit discretely nearby watching their bobber. The desired species of fish in this sport is the hipster fish, common to the area. When a hipster fish is onto the bait, the dollar is reeled in, causing the fish to further pursue the bait. The more attempts of the hipster taking the bait, the better. Beer is commonly consumed to pass the time.

Now that the snow is gone, it is prime hipster fishing season.

by limitlust August 4, 2014

Lump Fish

Like a blob fish but lumpier
A fat lass with a bad haircut

Yo lump fish shake ya fat ass
Hey ya lump fish come going the conversation- don't be an oreo dory

by User_87 December 17, 2014

Balloon Fish

A fish that when born is instantly filled with helium from it's helios gland that makes it float up and fly out of the water due to being unable to breathe it dies and explodes it then releases millions of eggs which will hatch after a week and suffer the same fate.

Balloon Fish offspring are a exact clones of their parent.

If by chance the balloon fish is kept alive longer than a year nuclear fusion will occur inside it's Aurum (a special organ that only the balloon fish has) and gold will be produced which weighs down the fish so it can survive.

The Balloon Fish never got to produce the gold it needed to survive.

by #SaveTheBalloonFish November 4, 2013

elf fish

An elf that is also a fish

A tiny elf fish

by Sunnygagnon9 March 18, 2015