crotch zombie

After a person is receives the crotchening three times, he becomes a crotch zombie. It's similar to a crotch mummy, only different.

I've already been kicked in the crotch once, two more crotchenings and I'm a crotch zombie.

see "The Crotchening"

by demyztikx March 5, 2008

Zombie Dick

The median between a "whiskey dick" and a full blown erection. "Zombie Dick" occurs when the male attempts to revive his whiskey dick by any means necessary for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The undead, semi-life form resembles that of a Zombie resulting in a sub-par sexual performance and resentment towards ones genitals.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you fuck her?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I had a bad case of Zombie dick, it was a terrible performance."

by A male with genitals August 6, 2009

Zombie Breakfast

A fart that smells of eggs and rotting flesh that is thick enough to chew.

Clear out, I just laid me a Zombie Breakfast!

by Uncle Squid March 13, 2010

zombie mask

Noun.

While having sex doggie style, the male spits on the female partner's back, causing her to erroneously believe he came; then, when she rolls over, he ejaculates on her face, creating a "zombie mask" of cum.

Syn. houdini

Jen was pretty trashed after the party, so she had no clue I was about to give her a zombie mask whilst we were fucking.

by SuzaK April 18, 2006

zombie time

the time of killing and abnormal amount of zombies with a duel uzis and shotguns because its fun as hell

do you know what time it is? zombie time!!!!

by sycocyde January 6, 2011

Zombie Kill

Term used to describe the act of smoking a joint/blunt, even after it's down to the roach. It's a desperate act to smoke as much of the THC possible. Must ask permission from the original roller or from the person who threw down.

Permission to Zombie Kill the joint, sir?

Permission granted, go for it.

by monkFromTemple December 1, 2010

Cucumber Zombie

A pickle. As in the food, not the situation or what makes you happy when your boy comes around.

I just got a jar of cucumber zombies.

by Morainn December 6, 2010