life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
by doctormoosh May 25, 2022
Get the when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scottimug. 
by Himothy the 3rd of the wall June 11, 2024
Get the A Emerson Milemug. by Miah miah July 28, 2017
Get the Kymiah milesmug. Another bitch ass hoe ass dude he’s gayer than any man I know like the gayest who looks like a healthy naked mole rat ladie only chill with him because he’s tall and they hope he has a big dick
by Who’s hunting whom September 7, 2020
Get the Milesmug. The prettiest most amazing boy ever who’s extremely swag cool pretty nice amazing and has a bf that loves him more than anything and he deserves the fucking world
by Dunce_meow July 16, 2022
Get the Milesmug. When you get with your best friend's ex then take them in car rides to leisure centre car parks. You cum in her mouth, clamp it shut tell her you have an STD, and your baby juice comes flying out her nose. Take out your competition by letting them crash their car while going 'under' the speed limit.
by BigFatSexyBoy69420 April 26, 2023
Get the Dirty Milesmug.