The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.
ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!
PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!
PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!
by cammi629 April 17, 2010
Multiple men in multiple holes at once. Different dishes in different areas. Concoction of every STD.
by Hehxcc March 16, 2019
When you and a buddy are double poundin a bitch and you stick a cold buttplug in her ass right as the dude hittin it from the front cums causing cum to shoot out her nose from the shock of the cold buttplug in her ass
"me and a homie were double pounding this bitch and right as I was cuming he hit her with the alaskan snow dragon"
by trdbear March 18, 2023
A form of foreplay;
(1) When a guy rubs his erection between a woman's Moose Knuckle while motorboating baby-oil covered breasts.
(2) When a same-sex couple performs a double-handjob (also known as skiing) while using Icy-Hot.
(1) When a guy rubs his erection between a woman's Moose Knuckle while motorboating baby-oil covered breasts.
(2) When a same-sex couple performs a double-handjob (also known as skiing) while using Icy-Hot.
She said was waiting until marriage, but she gave me one hell of an Alaskan Tugboat, resulting in quite the oil spill, that she still got pregnant and now I owe her my annual dividend...I mean, child support.
by JaKobraKai June 06, 2021
The act of ejaculating in your partners mouth, then duct taping their mouth and twisting your partner's nipples until semen shoots out of their nose.
by Whittier Christian High School October 26, 2022
The act of shoving diarrhea in a person’s mouth and duck taping it shut. Then twist the persons nipples until it comes out of their nose.
by Dutchy4 February 26, 2025
An Alaskan corn dip is usually performed after a rusty trombone one partner takes a liquid shit in the mouth of the other partner then the first partner proceeds to take a piece of corn and dip it in the liquid shit causing a so called Alaskan corn dip
Partner 1. I’d like to try something new today
Partner 2. What is it
Partner 1. An Alaskan corn dip
Partner 2. Holy shit your a dirty bastard
Partner 2. What is it
Partner 1. An Alaskan corn dip
Partner 2. Holy shit your a dirty bastard
by Alaskan corn dip September 09, 2021