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Alaskan Root Beer Float

Hello bakers, my name is Bitty Kembleford, and today I'll he making a special take on a summer classic: The Alaskan Root Beer Float.

Do you remember the first time you had a root beer float? I do. I must have been around 7 years old and we were visiting my grandparents in Phoenix, in the summer.

Have you ever been to Arizona in the summer? Must be why I find Sacramento so tolerable. Let's just say it's hot.

I still remember all of us greedy kids, still in our swim suits, having been cooling off in the pool all day, lined up in the kitchen, wide eyed as we watched my father pull the multicolored hankercheif out of his weenie and clap in joyful glee.

It was just last Tuesday, a year ago, that my divorce happened. Very tragic. Humorous as well.

I was a mess. I went to the store and bought vinegar, ketchup, licorice, root beer, cigarettes, and vanilla ice cream.

Fortunately, I didn't put all of that together (whew... heart attack avoided), but I did make a root beer float, one of the most classic memories of my childhood.

It seems like root beer floats have been following me everywhere. Even after dad got shot.
Now let's crack on, shall we?

I use the So Delicious Vanilla Bean Coconut Ice Cream and Virgil's Organic Root Beer for my Alaskan Root Beer Float.

Using your favorite ash tray, combine cigarettes, vinegar, and baking soda.

In a separate bowl, combine one cup of Vanilla Ice Cream, and a bottle of your Virgil's Organic Root Beer.

Heated on medium, take a pot full of boiling water, and butterscotch Jell-O Mix, and combine until the lumps of Jell-O are gone. Next, remove from heat, and add the previous ingredients. Refridgerate for two days.

After all the anxious waiting, remove your Root Beer Float from the fridge. Makes two servings (serve with ketchup).
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Alaskan Paint Job

When you get a lapdance from a stripper and she leaves a skid mark on your pant leg. - according to a paparazzi on TMZ
I gotta wash my pants after that lapdance, the stripper gave me an Alaskan paint job!
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Alaskan Lasagna

The act of having diarrhea on your girls pussy while she is on her period then sticking your Shlong in it then peeing in it from the inside
Oh babe im so horny can you give me an Alaskan Lasagna
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Alaskan Glazed Donut

When you are having sex with a female and you cum in her belly button and eat her belly button out.
Hey did you hear that Abe had an Alaskan Glazed Donut with Maya?
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alaskan alligator

The action when a female with braces performs fellatio on a man and chomps down looking up and won’t let go until the man gives the female a facial.
My girl just gave me an Alaskan Alligator and now I have to go to the emergency room
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Alaskan Prairie Dog

Where you are prairie dogging, and right before you get to the toilet the shit comes out.
Dam Austin. last night I was prairie dogging, and it became an Alaskan Prairie Dog!!!
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Alaskan Clap of Fury

A singular clap of absolute power that can be done to cat or booty, feared by all who are not dominants of the night. It is commonley performed on a victim with a booty 2x their own size and is a singular clap that inflicts endless pleasure and brain damage including excessive drooling, twitching, and squirting.
That alaskan clap of fury i just pulled off blew her to mars.
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