Sailors Ghost Sucker

When you have a wet dream about a mermaid giving you head.

I had to change Blackbeard's wet woolen sheets this morning, because he said he had dreamt of the gorgeous sailors ghost sucker last night.

by Doncheadle11 August 15, 2011

Tato sucker

Like a rat licker but worse

Oh no it's a tato sucker

by E_E_TRIPLE_E September 12, 2020

Brick sucker

one who is similar to a dickhead but is considerably more arrogant and self loathing

My boss Brian won't even look at my proposal, what a brick sucker

by Othernamesweretaken July 27, 2016

Maryland Cock Sucker

The act of a woman (*or a man if you’re into that shit*) taking raw crabmeat and old bay and massaging a man’s penis with his/her hands while sucking said dick.

Man: y’all hear about Bobbie’s wife?
Man 2: no, what about her?
Man: he got a good ole Maryland Cock Sucker last night.

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

sucker muncher

Someone eating a sandwich that has just been beaten up by a gangster for no apparent reason.

My wife became a sucker muncher during her lunch break last week and now I'll visit her in hospital.

by Jewish madam July 4, 2018

sussy balls sucker

you

look at your reflection and you will find a sussy balls sucker

by the guy who wrote sussy balls June 6, 2022

Banana Sucker

Are people who collects male's sexual organ (penis, cock) as an obsession as their favorite toy, collection, or anything.

Joe likes collecting dildos and photos of someone's dicks he is a banana sucker

by I am not winter November 25, 2021