The challenging practice of slowly spitting a stream of spit out of one's mouth and sucking it back into one's mouth before it drops to the ground.
A Spit Serpent is commonly used as pure entertainment for oneself or above another person's face for spite.
by Madame Thrice October 28, 2010
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Very similar to the blumpkin dip tower of doom, the Shmear spit tower of discharge has some minor changes:

Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,

One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,

The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,

Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.

When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"

Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."
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When you exchange saliva with a redneck and use it as lube to masturbate
Dude I did a naughty Floridian spit last night it felt so good
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When juice from an asshole leaks out after a tremendous pounding, tends to be a milky brown paste sometimes with a little red in it if the ass hole was ripped.
Hey Kyle what happen to your face?

Kyle: it's rectum spit from Dj's ass it dripped on me,
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The stalker of the elderly kind. An old pervert.
That old guy that follows the boys round is a Spit the Git
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When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
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A prostitute who sucks dick in the gutter and spits the sperm out
I saw a sperm spitting gutter hoe when I visited the city
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