sparks

Caffeinated beer. It comes in a can shaped like a battery, for a reason. Some say it's orange flavored, no one is really sure what color it is. Experiments are still underway, but as of now we know it's dangerous. Causes extreme energetic drunkenness, followed by brief memory loss the morning after, during which subjects have copious amounts of positive energy, with which to complete the various school projects they blew off during their Sparks Night. Fiar warning however, coming down from excessive amounts of sparks WILL suck. Immensely. Subjects report feeling fine, and then as the memories of the night trickle in, sinking ina a mild to severe depression.
But it's good shit, nonetheless. Expect to make out with everyone who is drinking with you.
Everyone.

-Dude, you look like shit warmed over. Why are you so wired?
-I drank Sparks last night.
-Ohhhhhhh.

or...

-Hey do you remember Sparks night?
-Nah, not really. Dude, i remember being totally smashed and when i woke up I has mad energy! I was cleaning and shit! It was awesome! Fucking caffeine, man!

by shrugs May 13, 2005

Sparkle Pig

Any overweight hoochie with the air of being high maintenance although there's never a man in the equation. Typically favors Louie Vuitton, Gucci etc. in any form of knock off. Can be spotted by the tell tale glitter and perfume residue often for the purpose of masking hygienic negligence.

The sparkle pig in the cubicle next to me talks non-stop to her girlfriend about what a dog girlfriend's man is but the only men in her life are Ben & Jerry.

by seanomatopeoia February 21, 2009

strike sparks

To smoke weed...or anything really. For the fact that lighting a bic lighter causes the distinct shower of sparks when it doesn't light.

Yo man, you down to strike sparks later tonight?

by Axleboy April 7, 2009

Shark Finning

When you float on your back in a body of water with an erection that sticks out like a shark finn.

I'm gonna go shark finning around that bitch in the deep end of the pool.

by D-Rye September 5, 2013

reggae shark

reggae shark is an adj for the highest most drugged person you'll ever meet. A reggae shark takes the song smoke weed everyday very seriously but forgets the name of the song because he is too high

jack: Dude last night at the party i met a reggae shark.
bob: really?
jack: yeah man he was holding the biggest spliff iv'e ever seen while inhaling from a bong. i asked him whats up and he told me the story of how he forgot how to speak english to explain how he couldn't answer the question. he was tottaly out of it

by dopeapodamus-rex October 12, 2015

"jumping the shark"

(revival)
The scene was so preposterous that many believed it to be an ill-advised attempt at reviving the declining ratings of the flagging show... since then, it has become a metaphor that has been used by U.S. TV critics and fans to denote the point at which the characters or plot of a TV series veer into a ridiculous, out-of-the-ordinary storyline.

The term Jumping the shark alludes to a scene in the TV series Happy Days when the popular character Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli, on water skis, literally jumps over a shark.

A phase in a relationship to rekindle romance after a betrayal or tort action.

My boyfriend has been going so overboard on the gifts and little extras since I caught him with that other girl, every time we go out it is like "jumping the shark".

by Kelly October 15, 2007

land shark

A character from the SNL line up of back in the day. He'd knock on the door and say a phrase to convince the party on the other side of the door to answer. For example knock knock

"Knock knock" (actor on other side of door) "Who's there" The landshark then answers, "Pizza man" then the actor on other side of door would open the door and get eaten by the landshark

by Rich August 22, 2004