smilf

Step-mother I'd like (to) fuck. Usually named Danneel, and fun-sized.

Josh: DAMN!! Look over there, see her? John: Yeah holy shit, she's got 2 kids with her too. Josh: Man I'm out then. John: My Smilf senses are tingling! *John then leeps into action*

by masta jay March 9, 2009

forigner smile

When you smile at someone because you have no idea what they are talking about. This is mostly done by forigners because they don't understand, but sometimes the person is just ignorant.

Pedro had no idea what he was being told to do, so he just put on his best "forigner smile".

by Daiceman June 21, 2006

Skinhead smiley face

When one makes someone else bite a curb and then stomps on the back of there head.

Dude you hear that Jake gave Jermaine a skinhead smiley face and now Jermaine is in the hospital about to die.

by BabyJake February 12, 2009

smail

a form of written communication, as opposed to electronic mail
S(nail)mail

I looked in my letter box and there were three pieces of smail

by P Mitchell January 8, 2006

guy smiley

A close relative to the "skippy", a guy smiley is a relentless loser who is overly friendly, overly excitable, painfully annoying, and has an overall goofy appearance. Guy smiley's are almost always completely unaware of their extreme dorkiness. Guy smiley's are often homosexual, or at least raise suspicion to their sexual orientation.

"Remember our music teacher from middle school?"

"Yeah, a complete guy smiley"

by phishpac April 12, 2007

Smiling Neck

The result of gettin your neck slit by someone or something, making it appear as though your neck is smiling.

Joey grabbed a knife from the drawer and gave his wife and kid a smiling neck.

by phear me ho February 5, 2008

donut smile

A smile in the shape of a donut's hole.
Smiling in this manner greatly resembles pre-fellatio mouth arrangement.

Hey Bro, smile like a donut and close your eyes. We'll play some gamecube.

Girl, I gots that feelin'. Wouldja be cool and donut smile? Do it now.

by Hotsk8terboy25 December 28, 2007