Jamble Sack

Possibly the funniest thing you can do to a friend when they are sleeping. You stand up and jiggle your testicals in their face and masturbate at the same time. Then you ejaculate all over their face and up their nose.

Kevin: Dude, you got the best jamble sack last night!
Ben: By who?
Kevin: ME!!
Ben: "*punches Kevin in the face*

by FlyingFortress July 19, 2009

Itchy Sack

When your balls just don't stop itching.

GOD, I'VE HAD AN ITCHY SACK ALL DAY

by Teel778234562735 January 26, 2011

bum sack

a sack of crap hanging from ones rectum between their legs as to appear to be ones testicles

"tickle me bum sack"

by Captain BallTouch July 12, 2012

albanian cattle sack

When 8 German tourists in Alabama dress up as futuristic pilgrims and before an orgy they ceremoniously kill a bull, hollow out its ballsack while listening to system of a down (Armenian metal band) once they perform the ceremony they crawl into the ballsack and an orgy ensues for 12.5 minutes and then they repeat once a month

Hey Franz and Claus, are you guys ready for our monthly Albanian cattle sack?

by AdamnGeraldo April 27, 2017

empty one's sack

The act of eking one's seed out from the testes. Ejaculating. Spunking up a storm in a lady's teacup. Cleaning one's pipes.

Farquar's hand was a blur as he frantically, desperately reached the point of no return. "By Jove, I think it is time to empty one's sack" he ejaculated, plum firmly in his mouth, and with a gruff grunt of pleasure, he emptied his sack onto the shiny, firm booty that was splayed before him.

by Duncolini January 14, 2008

shiznittle bam snip snap sack

The Highest Quality of something.

"That weed was the shiznittle bam snip snap sack" (DC in "Half Baked")

by Igloo Hotboxman September 13, 2008

Mexican sack dance

This is a sexual act usually done by oneself. Ideally, it is done in a desert environment after eating spicy food yet can be done anywhere. After having a bowel movement, wipe some of the fecal matter over your testicles, then lie outside on your back with legs spread. The fecal matter will attract flies which shall land and 'dance' on your testicles thus causes a tingly or arousing sensation.

After I had some really spicy Mexican food, I wiped the other way once and speared my boys, then lied outside with my legs spread a little. The flies came right away and jumped all over it. They gave me the best Mexican Sack Dance ever.

by richcara September 26, 2010