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Swag Fag

a person who always wears joggers, skinny jeans, Jordan's, young and reckless, diamond co. and thinks their supperior then everyone and likes to talk shit to people who don't wear fuckboy clothing and says "bruh" 24/7 like an idiot.
by Pharaoh187 November 8, 2015
mugGet the Swag Fagmug.

Swag scale

1 Lift = 200 Swags or 4 Yolos
1 Yolo = 50 Swags

(Easy) Swags can be obtained by purchasing any; Snapback, skinny jeans, YMCMB or MMG album, any OBEY merchandise, or having a personal charisma.

(Medium) Yolos are obtained by having any near death experience, getting pregnant, getting someone else pregnant, fucking up in school and working at McDonalds, or just messing up.

(Hard) Lifts are obtained by lifting weights or any form of increasing muscle mass.

(BONUS) 4/20 is a date. on that magical date the scale of 41 doubles to 82... On that date try to get as many points as possible before midnight because then the scale goes back to 41.
Basically from fucking breathing you get like 5 swags a day
ha ok I just tripped our teach and probably am getting suspended thats 2 Yolos on the swag scale
by Newtoschool May 31, 2013
mugGet the Swag scalemug.

Scrub Swag

A compliment to a nurse or someone who wears scrub uniforms. Another way of saying their scrubs are dope, awesome, or the bomb. It may also be applied to their awesome attitude while rocking scrubs.
"Jenna, you got scrub swag, girl." (she lives by GTS-gym, tan, scrubs)
by runursenancy December 11, 2012
mugGet the Scrub Swagmug.

swag police

When you have too much or too little swiggity swag so the special SSTT super swag tactical team will help you
Look! Look! There's Nolan and Justin the swag police
by Itsfreakydiecky July 29, 2014
mugGet the swag policemug.

Boo Swag

Candy, goodies and other content inside your bag after a successful Halloween night in the neighborhood.
Person 1: "Those kids got a lot of Boo Swag this Halloween!"

Person 2: Man, it's the Boo Season, I need some Boo Swag in my bag!
by VIP DICTIONARY GUIDE October 9, 2014
mugGet the Boo Swagmug.

berry-swag

pull any ho's at any time. swaggest swag of all swag. will show up at parties with boxes of wine bought for women not actually met yet. three shot deep=too many shots deep. goal of partying is to get "straight hammed bro".
none other is qualified to be in the same mention as mike berry's "berry-swag", therefore there is no other relative examples.
by DingleBerry101 November 10, 2011
mugGet the berry-swagmug.

what the swag

Expression used when one's accomplishments and/or style are called into question.
"My snapback looks better than yours."
"WHAT THE SWAG EATADICK NIGGA YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT THIS INSTANT!"
by Dhuh Chenese Commurist Paty October 20, 2011
mugGet the what the swagmug.

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