Carry the Stupid

Finally take into account the one final factor that transforms your brilliant plan/strategy into the terrible idiotic clusterfuck that it truly is.

Anarch: …I may have made a slight error in my calculations.

Punchline: When you were adding the numbers up, did you remember to carry the stupid?

Anarch: YES! …no.

by tariqk December 5, 2021

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stupid chill

That sharp tinge of embarassment that shoots up your back and into the back of your head when someone does or says something incredibly wrong or stupid in a staunch and decisive manner.

When Leonard got in that dude's face and insisted that Guam was a state -- I got a massive stupid chill.

by Knapp August 28, 2005

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Stupid monkey

A kid who can’t ever fucking shut up. Like, at all. Their insults are stupid things like “poo poo face” and other things that wouldn’t offend a first grader. They are the epitome of worthless.

Person one: oh my god shut uppppp. You are the definition of a stupid monkey.

Person two: oh my god I’m in the dictionary??

by angry and hungry August 15, 2020

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The more dumb people you get together, the dumber they can be.
You can only be so stupid by yourself. If you get two stupid people together, they can bounce off each other and it creates stupid inertia. They become dumber together.

With their stupid inertia, together they decided the earth is flat and the moon landing did not happen. Hitler might live in Antarctic!

by Ping1 July 5, 2022

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Stupid Poser

Those who must be abolished and killed.

Example 1
"Hey bro did you see that guy mall grabbing over by the stair set earlier?
"Yeah. He's such a stupid poser."
Example 2
"I saw a stupid poser wearing a Motley Crue shirt at an Exodus show, so I beat him up and stole his condoms."
"Fuck yeah! Posers must die!"

by MrSquister April 12, 2023

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