Cock-Stuffing

When someone is up in your shit and pissing you off asking what you're doing, give them this answer to shut them the fuck up.

a: yo

b: yea, hi

a: doing anything interesting?

b: no, move along please

a: so what you got there sport?

b: nothing, I told you. Please go away

a: c'mon, lemme know what you're doing

B: FUCK OFF!

a: I will, but I wanna know.

B: Okay, I'm cock-stuffing. Is that the answer you wanted to hear? COCK-STUFFING!


a: okay, I shouldn't have asked, jeesh.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

short stuff

Slang for cocaine because cocaine is a shorter high than Crystal Meth.

I can't commit to the long stuff, so I'll take some of the short stuff.

by oaklander July 21, 2006

The Double Stuff Surprise

To cum inside some sort of pastry and give it to some one as a present, when they take a bite they will be quite surprised.

SFJ: You know when you're fucking a pastry and instead of pulling out you just bust right in there?

SFR: No, but lets just say I do.

SFJ: Well you just keep it for while then give it to some one for, like, they're birthday or some shit.

SFR: And people atcually do this?

SFJ: It's the double stuff surprise, man.

by Shit Faced Jack July 2, 2009

Stuffs

A word used either to repeat a word that you've already said or to suggest that there is a large amount of other things that you just don't want to bother listing.

1) I'm going to go the the movies and stuffs.
2) I love you and stuffs!

by doomydoomdomm November 6, 2011

stuffer

Usually a pethatic attempt by a slut,to make her boobs seem like their bigger!!

Jodie is a stuffer and always stuffs her bra with tissue and cotton!

by AfriendAtsaucon December 14, 2008

good stuff

lesbian sex

Sarah: "uh uh oh baby"
Hannah: "Oh my god sarah your making me so horny"

Me: "Shit this is some good stuff"

by rockstarsuperstar2000 March 14, 2004

normal stuff

Common actions and/or things. Anything not abnormal.

Has Johnny Depp ever done any normal stuff?

by amishdude May 18, 2016