Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.

After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.

by Tman227 September 12, 2016

Speed dial

Basically means the person or place you want to call is one tap or button away from being rung

Jack: I miss my sneaky link I want to see her
Umi: Aye yo hol up dawg, I think I got ur bitch on speed dial

by Guy who gets girls August 13, 2024

Aging at the speed of white

A phrase to exemplify the bad and slow nature of white people not learning, developing, evolving, or improving. (It could also mean that white people tend to age faster physically)

You need to stop aging at the speed of white you racist POS!

Welp..... society is just aging at the speed of white...

You're not looking so good... aging at the speed of white.

by LingDanc803 October 20, 2023

Bathtub Speed

The terminal velocity of a porcelain bathtub.

"When I was skydiving I almost went bathtub speed."

by benisthelion October 18, 2017

Speed Goat

Any animal that willingly and suicidally places itself between your automobile and your destination at an inopportune moment. From the combination of Speed Bump + Goat (generic animal).

Watch out for those Speed Goats in the middle of Wyoming, they'll get you every time.

by CodeMan Sr. December 13, 2010

danimatronic speed

Polish man

Danimatronic speed or Spinister the Sinister is Polish

by 075 Rook January 21, 2024

Speed Limit Party

A small to medium sized social gathering where young adult Mormons get together to do bland, morally unambiguous activities such as Go Fish, crocheting, and (as the namesake suggests) driving the speed limit to the local soda jerk.

Katie invited me to hang out on Friday night, but it turned out to be a boring ass speed limit party. We made dirt cups and drank sparkling juice. I felt like I was in kindergarten again.

by Yoinky McSploinky May 15, 2025