by isidjdjdujdjdhd January 21, 2021
Get the Speedmug. An excessive speeding technique, where you "shadow" a speeding vehicle in front of you with about a 15 second gap, to maintain a faster-than-posted illegal speed limit. This allows the speeding vehicle in front the first honor of being clocked by a law official if one is present. Those 15 seconds of "shadow" time gives you the chance to lower your speeds enough to avoid costly speeding tickets. It should be used in combination with a laser/radar detector. Shadow speeding is not recommended during daylight hours on roads where law officials use air patrol to monitor speeds.
"It's a good thing I was shadow speeding, that guy speeding in front just got pulled over by the fuzz!"
by bahnburner December 6, 2006
Get the shadow speedingmug. "The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law of Internet-Speedmug. by Tehonanonlicliq March 1, 2017
Get the sanik speedmug. by county boy 101 February 27, 2014
Get the mexican speed trainmug. by Coop Dupe November 24, 2019
Get the g-speed graduatemug. someone off their face on cheap speed paste who loves to dance to popular techno music like they're using an arcade dance machine
by ym8 September 13, 2017
Get the speed headmug.