Rule 1

Do not talk about /b/.

Guy- Hey guys wanna know about /b/?
*gets kicked in the nuts*
Other guy- You just broke Rule 1.

Girl- Wanna know about /b/?
*gets punched in the tits*
Some other person- You just broke Rule 1.

by mboone April 13, 2010

rule whore

When a person playing a casual sport (example: basketball pick up game at the park) complains about everything and states the proper rules of the game, when really no one else cares and is just trying to have a good time.

These people generally start being rule whores when their team starts losing and they get frustrated

-playing basketball at the park

Rule Whore-- EY EY THATS A THREE SECOND VIOLATION!!!

John- Dude who the fuck cares, its a pick up game!

Rule Whore-- NO NO FUCK THIS IF U AINT PLAYING BY THE RULES THAN I QUIT

John- OK man chill, ur just mad cuz ur losing, ur such a Rule Whore!!!!

Rule whore- YOU WANT ME TO LOOK UP THE RULES FOR YOU, I SWEAR WHAT IM SAYING IS RIGHT!!!

John- (laughs and leaves)

by jojo22355 April 5, 2010

rule 99.5

the rule that establishes that cheerleader's cheering stories always end badly..... for them

Charlie: "Becky's story is totally compliant to rule 99.5"
Harold: "I know, she's gonna hate when she sees "SLUT" on her Facebook wall

by milk king October 8, 2010

Rule 76C

A guy must never miss an NFL game due to his girlfriend. Exceptions: Preseason Games, Teams who the guy has no feelings for in the Regular Season (ex. Jaguars, Bengals, Titans, etc.)

Tom- "Hey I can't stay for the Cardinals game."
Jeff- "Why not?"
Tom- "Amanda wants to go to dinner."
Jeff- "Rule 76C, bitch. Get back on this fucking couch."
Tom- Fuck yeah."

by Sophieisfuckinawesome:D October 8, 2011

rhylea

A girl that can do anything she puts her mind to. Once you meet her your life will change.She is funny,smart, and is able to change the entire course of you life just by being her friend.

Guys that meet her want to keep her.

She is the best thing that can happen to a man.
Rhylea

by Weird kid101 January 22, 2017

Rule 39

Never say no to bacta.

38: “Get yourself some bacta, soldier!”
Response: “I thought you’d never ask!”
*During bacta time*
Rule 39: Never say no to bacta.”

by QAnonymoose April 18, 2021

rule -2

Other definitions of rules dont count if it is not the first rule defined on the urban dictionary.

Girl: I found a funny definition for rule 34!
Boy: what page is it on?
Girl: the very last page!
Boy: rule -2

by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021