Frustrated eye rubbing emoji

It seems like a crime that this doesn't exist. You know what I mean, right? It's like 😖+🤦+🤏 That's kind of what it would look like.

Hym *Frustrated eye rubbing emoji* *sigh* "Look, I appreciate the effort but I don't even know how I got engaged in this pseudo-dialogue with you. Your sycophants accused me of plagiarism (the vote section got pretty plagiarism-y at least) which I did not like (at all), I punished them with the truth, and you clearly took it personally. Your thing works fine. The desired results was not achieved but that's almost entirely the fault of the liars around me (who don't value human life by the way). I just want to prove that I am not imagining things when people make reference to me. I was right. They are doing the thing I thought they were doing. Where is this 👇

Guy 1-----------------Guy 2
I just want to know where this ☝️ is. It cannot be used. On anyone. I won't allow it. So long as you are trying to use it I will refuse to act. Especially in a positive direction. I will do the opposite. Neutral or negative. That is what doing 👇 this

Guy 1----------Guy 2
Achieves. 100% failure rate. Unless the goal is to create a negative outcome. In which case, 100% success rate. When I'm dead be sure to maximally punish the people responsible."

by Hym Iam June 2, 2022

No Rub December

Where girls can’t touch/rub them selfs like NNN but for girls

Yo Sarah guess what!
What do you want Dave?
It’s No rub December!

by RedsPanda November 1, 2022

the rub of the green

an accidental or unpredictable influence on the course or position of the ball.

"Despite his excellent shot, the ball hit a hidden divot, and he suffered from the rub of the green."

by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025

rub along

cope or manage without undue difficulty.

"they rub along because their overheads are so low"

by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025

rub some butter on it

basically telling someone to go die

Why dont you rub some butter on it?

by unicornspawn23 July 31, 2019

Rub around

A women’s circle jerk; when a group of women gather in a circle and rub each other’s clitorises to sexually pleasure one another, preferably to completion.

She couldn’t stop squirting at the rub around!

by Phteven with a ph March 17, 2025

shower rub

The act of rubbing one out while taking a "shower."

Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.

mom: roger you've been in the shower for an hour now

Roger:

Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!

by Sassyredbitch September 1, 2018