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River

River is so kind
by IAMARYAOK July 20, 2025
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River Edge NJ

middle class town in bergen county. Some own the hideous mcmansions who think that theyre alpine material because they drive a BMW 3 series base model with their home depot chandeliers in the big window above the front door. Some families are extremely wealthy, but you would never know. there are alot of "fake" rich people there who drive maybe a c class mercedes, and drive it like its an s class. Or a 3 series BMW and drive it like its an m6. I know a family who's parents are a lawyer, and a neurosurgeon, AND they both own companies. Yet they have an acura and a mercedes. You never know what you'll find in river edge. Highlights include CVS, RED (River Edge Diner), Habit Burger, Dunkin donuts (2), and a bunch of parks. River edge has 2 elementary schools, a middle school, and shares a highschool with its neighboring town; Oradell.
"did you hear about River Edge NJ?"
"never heard of it"
"ill show you"
"there are alot of mcmansions here"
by swissroll123 July 22, 2017
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Kiki on the river

1. A female who sends guys mixed signals.
2. A female who entertains multiple dudes
You a Kiki on the river, all in everybody’s face.
by daiquilla June 29, 2024
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Iron river

Eponymous flow of contraband guns across the us mexico border
Guns are made of metal hence the name "iron river'
T jefferson parker wrote an excellent novel entitled "iron river" which deals with the illegal flow of gui and weapons across the us/mexican border.
by 4realazitgits March 22, 2021
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River Jackson

River Jackson: He has a very Scientific mind from a young age, with philosophy and internet in nature in the world. A powerful Libra soul and especially confident person on the outside but busy and noisy on the inside.

He is a girl catcher and booty grabber, huge math guy and journalling lover, people bully him but learn they were wrong all along.

The best type of person to learn wisdom from.
That guy: River Jackson
"He's such a crazy cool character"

"I know he's so smart and hot"
by Jibbyblooblehotmath November 23, 2021
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river

def 1: a body of water that flows.
def 2: the middle child that annoys the heck out of his family because he's so negative. has horrible taste in most stuff and loves sauces a little too much.
def 3: a body of water that flows really hard.
def 1&3: that river is pretty.

def 2: river stop being so negative.
by khroma December 1, 2021
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The Mississippi river

When you take a naked girl and pour any liquid from her boobs to her vigina and drink it
Hey I can’t hang out ima give my girl the Mississippi River
by Bigboydirtydan69 June 11, 2018
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