colester-roll

a type of tasty manwich that consists of two pieces of bread (a bread roll) crammed with the finest heart attack inducing, fat dripping, fried goodness that only a true man could survive the consumption of!

man A - what you got there?
man B - a colester-roll!
man A - ?
man B - half a big mac, bacon, sausage, egg, butter bit of pork pie and and the end of a sausage role all deep fat fried and served in a roll

by wrad November 2, 2010

frankenstein roll

when a group of friend's weed bags are running dry & they wanna get high.

so they all combine their different types of marijuana into a blunt, joint, junt, cone etc.

a: do you wanna throw the rest of your shake in on a frankenstein roll? we're all almost out.

b: fa sho dawg.

by bwuahahahaha November 13, 2010

rits roll jiffy

when you eat a whole roll of rits crackers with jiffy peanut butter within a short amount of time

dude last night i pulled a rits roll jiffy

by robsta the mobsta April 3, 2011

Canuck Roll

Diving toward the ground and rolling up to one knee to shoot at the enemy. As seen in many movies & video games and realistically a poor tactical move.

I did a sweet canuck roll to avoid the gunfire and take out the bad guys.

by Dirty Randy October 13, 2011

Scrote Roll

An effort to be inconspicuous when scratching one's scrotum. A scrote roll is a very fast, very effective way to stop an itching sensation by grasping the itchy area with the thumb and forefinger, and sliding them in opposite directions, thus creating a rolling effect.

Hey Roger, 3 scrote rolls in one hour? You totally have crotch crickets.

by psuedonympho February 15, 2013

Obama Roll

When playing LCR an Obama Roll is where the player rolls a 4, 5, 6. The result is the player moving 1 dollar to the player to his/her right, moving 1 dollar to the player's left and one dollar to the pot. Essentially distributing the players wealth amongst the table.

Damn, Travis rolled an Obama Roll. He just lost money in every direction.

by Travisimo80 March 4, 2013

rita roll

A Canadian version of the Rick Roll, pranksters post a misleading link with a subject that promises to be exciting or interesting, eg "Tap Dancing Kittens" but actually turns out to be the video for Rita MacNeil's hit "We'll Reach The Sky Tonight". Always met with surprise and delight.

...Instead of getting to watch the new Glee promo, I just got Rita Rolled! So much better!

by lesyeuxbleu February 12, 2014