ass queef

Typically, when a person has flatulence they would call it a “fart”. Here, in Atown (aka Anacortes, aka fagtown) we call these ass queefs.

*at mcdonald’s drive thru*
kelsey- “can i get two ass queef cones”
intercom- “sorry what?”
kelsey- “oops sorry i meant ice cream cones”
*proceeds to pay with dimes*

dude 1- “bro dude we were smashing and she wanted me to go up the butt and she totally ass queefed all over my cock”
dude 2- “what the fuck”

by assqueef757 October 10, 2019

Secondhand Queef

When you press your ass against a woman’s ass and fart causing it to travel through her ass crack and queef from her vagina.

I draw the line at sniffing secondhand queefs.

by Vermont Department of Health December 12, 2020

The Kosher Queef

You begin by eating out your partners freshly bleached ass hole and keep licking until you get a perfectly crisp brown rim. Then move on to eating out her bloody period vagina until she queefs so much you eventually throw up into her crispy ass hole. Then collectively grab a cup and fill the cup with the shitty mixture of puke, blood, queef, and shit, and then fuck the cup.

Joe gave a his grandmother the Kosher Queef.

by The Marco Polo April 6, 2019

queefer dill

A term for someone who does something stupid or something that makes you mad. It has nothing to do with queefing, it is just a funny word to call someone. First used by a kid with a mild form of Tourette's Syndrome.

"Meyer called me a queefer dill for knocking his books out of his hand in the hallway."

by D. Bittick July 12, 2007

queef bear

One who can best be described as a big fat pussy.

Girl: Damn!! Who the hell-- do you know that guy??
You: Oh its just queef bear.
Girl: Queef bear?
You: Yea its his nickname. Its cuz he is big, fat, and a pussy.
Girl: Ahhh thats so clever!! I wanna blow you!!

by Sin2199 May 8, 2010

Roast Queef Sandwich

A wet pussy that releases gas

After sex a girl may create a roast queef sandwich

by Gob Juicer September 16, 2009

Queef

A fart from the vagina! AKA a VART! I love to queef!

by Anonymous September 16, 2002