dirty puppy

When you acquire a girl's phone number through the internet, and tell her "I'll send you something dirty so you know it's me." Then, send her a picture of a dirty puppy.

Tina: How is online dating going?
Marissa: it's okay. A lot of perverts out there... I think one of them sent me a picture of his junk.
Tina: LET ME SEE!
Marissa: Ok, here you go, but I don't want to see it.
Tina: OMG that is the cutest dirty puppy I've ever seen! You should give this guy a blowjob.

by WeftyandMash August 8, 2014

lil puppy

An amount of cocaine which is larger than 5 pounds (US) or 2.26796 kilograms, particularly Iranian cocaine which is moved into the United States.

Person 1: Ayo bro you move that lil puppy yet?
Person 2: yeah bro i made 17 racks off those joints
Person 1: Aii Bless

by Tahnoon Murtza October 2, 2019

Shaking Hands With The Puppet Master

This is a phrase that a gentleman may use to indicate that he is about to masturbate (referring, of course, to the penis as being a metaphor for a puppeteer's hand, with the female being the puppet).

Now with your kind permission, madam, I would like to retreat into the back room and engage in shaking hands with the puppet master. I shan't be long.

Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.

by Karfungulator October 23, 2007

Chinese Fist Puppet

Also another name for a "woman." It happens when omeone at a bar is describing their dating life, describing the female gender as being difficult to understand, like a Chinese finger puzzle. Then a drunk guy across the bar says, "a Chinese fist puppet?"

You: I went on a date with her, but I just don't understand. She's like a Chinese finger puzzle.

Drunk Guy: What's a Chinese fist puppet?
You: That's funny, but that's not what I said. This needs to go on Urban Dictionary.

by phatpapa July 25, 2013

Hush Puppies

Code Word when some loud mouth will not stop talking or stop making noises and continues to intrude on other people's peaceful atmosphere in order to draw attention to themselves. When saying this, it usually involves eye rolling and a small shaking of your head....and thinking "Just Hush"

Instead of being rude and saying shut up please, you can just say hush puppies and everyone knows what you are thinking because they are thinking the same thing

"When we see Gary coming over to our table, one of us says "Hush Puppies" because we know Gary is going to start talking loud and bragging and getting in our heads.... we don't want to be mean to Gary so we warn each other by saying "Hush Puppies" meaning get ready for Gary's mouth.

by dovette7 July 25, 2010

Puppydog's Nose

When an individual is so ready to take a dump, the turd tip ever so slightly protrudes from the anus, usually about 1/8 to 1/4 inch, and in some cases, leaving a brown crayon drawing on the underwear.(also see shitstain).

While on the highway in morning gridlock, suddenly panic strickened, Marty felt the dreaded tickle of the puppydog's nose. At that moment, he knew any chance of a voluntary bowel movement was out the window.

by docgreen February 9, 2009

jumper puppies

British expression: Jumper puppies are the lovely little mounds which reside within a woman's jumper (Amer. translation - a sweater).

"Wow, nice looking jumper puppies!"

by MATCH Joe Blow October 19, 2006