pony

Definition 1: A type of horse that is on almost every little girl's christmas and/or birthday list, mainly due to the success of the show My Little Pony, but is almost never actually bought by the parents unless they're filthy rich.

Definition 2: A hit song from 1996 by R&B singer Ginuwine that is responsible for about 75% of the babies born in 1997.

1. Little girl: I want a pony for Christmas!
2. Ginuwine: if you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony!

by Don't do drugs kids November 17, 2017

Pony

Apex equine: more of a stud than a Stallion and able to take a dick better than any Mare

Damn that Tom rides like a pony

by DownUnder1979 October 05, 2022

Pony

The opposite of a War Horse; someone who is small, weak, or acting weak, foolish, booferish, etc.

Bro, don't be such a pony.

by KodyCarter August 26, 2019

Pony

The magical word used by an amazing friend to screw over one of her closest friends in Scrabble.

Also an inside joke between Home Chicken and Maroon.

Look what I got for your birthday, Homer. A Pony (sarcasm). A fucking Pony. 😁🐎

by PoolPlayingPony August 02, 2019

pony

Someone who lacks social spine, or, someone who tries to act out against the rest of the group. someone who is a general annoyance.

"Cruz, you're a fucking pony."

by devon9998 September 04, 2022

Pony

They might be small but they are full of evik

Girl one: what were you doing last night?
Riding the little demon pony

by Random person10 September 23, 2021

Pony

A girl that has sex with every male she comes in contact with, including all her boyfriends friends. This is a girl who compensates looking like an ass by spreading her legs.

I remember her from school, she was such a pony , everyone had a turn with her.

by FingerItOut January 09, 2011