el niño period

A natural phenomenon known as the El Niño Period occurs about 2-5 times a year and is a period that is significantly more painful than the person's usual periods. Symptoms such as cramps, irritability, stomach pains, mood swings, headaches, food cravings, bloating, and more are heightened in intensity and worse than they usually are. Like El Niño, these periods are an anomaly occurring at irregular intervals characterized by unpredictable acts and instilling fear in those nearby.

Mannnn, this is definitely an El Niño period! I'm so angry, I threatened to run over an old man with my shopping cart because he was blocking the cheez-its and I have NO RAGRETS.

by bingbingbongbong August 29, 2016

On Periodic Tables

Basically just a twist to the phrase “Period (girl, queen, etc.)”: A slang term used by ghetto girls or gay/zesty men to show approval for an action made by another, like a verbal applause in other words.

Jessica: Vanessa, were you talking shit?!
Vanessa: OMG no I wasn’t!!
Jessica: Lying ass hoe!! *Slaps Vanessa’s face*
Emma: Oop, and that’s on periodic tables!!

by Just call me Geto’s wifey fr💍 May 12, 2025

duck periods

When a male duck periodically gushes blood from outside it's dick-hole.

My friend just took his duck to the vet...it was having one of those duck periods.

by Naveed Mosca July 6, 2017

Entrepreneurial Period

The Entrepreneurial Period is similar to the female menstrual cycle. It's where an entrepreneur goes through different mood cycles throughout a certain period of time. These moods are normally based on how their business endeavors and family life is doing.

Wife: Bill was in a really good mood last week but this week he's irritable. He must be on his entrepreneurial period.

by Windows65 October 10, 2016

Amish Period

When you do anal without lube or for the first time and you bleed

I got my Amish period last night when Jake fucked me

by Skinnypills July 13, 2020

period

Uterus wants baby.
Female says no.
Uterus gets mad.
Uterus commits mass-murder.
Uterus hides the evidence in a female's underwear.

Jessica: Aw, crap. Why when I was wearing my brand new white shorts?
Ophelia: Your uterus committed a mass-murder?
Jessica: Ophelia, wtf is wrong with you.
Ophelia: sorry, you got your period. Way to be boring

by just person with a fat dog April 18, 2022

Period

Something Toxic Slow Ass be sayin

im toxic and thats on PERIOD

by Taezo October 1, 2020