Pecker slap

To be slapped in the face with a erect, semi-erect, or soft penis often leaving a mushroom stamp or other shaped red mark on the face.

Aaron scrubbed his acne-covered forehead so hard, his dad told him it looked like he had been pecker slapped.

Jim was pissing me off at work so I pulled out my dick and pecker slapped his ass!

Miranda forgot my balls were sensitive when giving me head so I gave her a nice pecker slap on the cheek.

by Papathepotato November 13, 2016

poorly packed suitcase

a vagina that has the smaller inside pair of lips, labia minor, stick out further than the lager outside lips, labia major.

look at that chick, she has a vagina that looks like a poorly packed suitcase!

by Justin Delwood June 8, 2011

Parker Pearson

A big fucking pussy who wants to get an ass kicking..

Man this kid was such a parker.. he thought he was tough as shit but got his ass kicked by wylie

by Parkers Owner May 31, 2004

pecker checker

A sort-of synonym for size queen, this is a chick who checks out dudes' packages like men check out tits. She's not always very subtle, either, and there are more of them than you think. She will befriend a male of average to less-than-average penis size, but she only dates/fucks well endowed men.

The girl I just talked to at school glanced more than once at my crotch- I think she's a pecker checker.

by SHOGGOTH_KING January 20, 2013

Parker

A manslut

Wow, that guy is a real Parker.

Stop sleeping with so many girls, Parker.

by Jdkfkskskdk December 14, 2018

Parker

Someone who parks their car too much.

Rose: "Who the hell took my spot?"
Adam: "Oh no it's a parker, we need to find a different spot."

by Somebody who doesn't care February 26, 2019

fig pecker

A bird. Also, a delicacy in ancient Rome: the unborn embryo of a chicken still in the shell.

I cannot stop eating these! Pass me some more fig peckers!

by Virgil Smooch February 9, 2010