Christmas Pudding

A Christmas pudding is formed when one defecates in a large mound, resembling a pudding, before ejaculating upon it, resembling the icing.

Oh Wow, Barry just left a Christmas pudding on the floor for me to see!

by DaddyKingKongDong December 1, 2018

Pudding goggles

The act of ejaculating in both of ones eyes during the act of masturbation.

"Hey, Ben, it's your turn to draft."

"Gimme a minute, I gave myself pudding goggles again!"

by ElZarape July 27, 2017

Pud

A person who lacks in skill, knowledge, and common sense.

Dude you got the math question wrong! Quit acting like a pud!

by Right Hand Roasted April 18, 2018

pudding snatcher

Eating shit from someone's asshole.

Joey is a real pudding snatcher around the girls.

by BabyDick6969 October 15, 2018

Monkey pudding

The ejaculate of a post vasectomy male.

I walked in on Scott as he shot his monkey pudding all over Reubens chest.

by Monkeypuddin February 23, 2019

Curtain Pudding

Female version of smegma .

Everything was fine until I went downtown and got a face full of curtain pudding!

by Ibuddy66 June 14, 2018

pudding sword

the result of having anal sex with someone who hasn't properly cleaned out their poop chute, so named because it looks like your member is covered in chocolate pudding

Ugh...Adam ate Chipotle for lunch; later, when we decided to do it, I ended up with a really nasty pudding sword.

by Dane Miller July 16, 2018