brochure training

The process by which training is provided en masse, in a brochure format. With key information missing for those who are on the frontline and responsible for servicing the customer.

Customer: Hi, could you assist me in generating a report from (insert any software here)? I have been trying for hours and can't get the reports to work.

Call Centre person: Sure, (reads from page 3 of the brochure), after brochure training. The same brochure the client has.

Customer: I did that but nothing happens.

Call Centre person: I am sorry, you will need to contact your IT guy to fix your computer.

Customer: @*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*!!!!!

Poor customer had an older version of Adobe Reader which was not compatible with the software.

by thisisnuts January 27, 2013

Juul Train

When 5 guys and 1 girl line up a human centipede style with there dicks in each other and the girl is in the front. They start moving around the room thrusting in unison as the girl rips far vape clouds from a juul.

Dude I heard that chad was a part of a juul train last night.

by ChubChode69420 September 26, 2019

spit train

The line of bodily fluids that attach when you eat or kiss someone

We had a passionate kiss but when I pulled away there was a spit train

by Choochoo2 October 3, 2018

Draft Train

In a sport, particularly swimming, about four or five people will go ahead of you thus creating a current strong enough to pull you along with little effort, also increasing speed.

I can't wait to ride that draft train in practice today Michael!

by TacoTaco184 March 10, 2011

Lobster Train

When a gay male fucks a male dog in the ass while getting fucked in the ass by a male dog

“My best friend just got lobster trained”

by Blankboys April 2, 2022

Tramp Train

A person who is ran through so much that they are like train tracks… and is a tramp. Choo! Choo!

Bro have you seen Kaylie, she is such a tramp train. Choo!Choo!

by German Herman April 22, 2022

single train

When you havent been in a relationship for 6 months plus. you are officially single. and apart of the single train.

hey lisa
hey poophead
wyd
nun
how long you been single for
man i masturbate with a toothbrush, ive been single for a whole year
damn wtf tmi bitch
oh my bad
okay youre officially part of the single train
damn
damn

by KoalazRsEXy February 26, 2020