Grass

Something some of y'all need to touch, like now. Seriously, what is going on with people?

Chad: *Is just being a Chad in general*
Person: Go outside and touch some grass.

by BruhMad333 August 11, 2021

Snake in the Grass

Probably not tho, since the whole take your kid to work thing... forgot about that biz.

A labor relations issue that is ignored and hidden, but has significant and wide-reaching implications to the detriment of an employer’s operations. Such issues are prone to ambush operations, potentially with black mamba-like speed, aggression, and toxicity.

Employees accruing compensating time off (CTO) above the 240 cap is a snake in the grass for our budget, and we need to audit employee CTO hours to limit and address any potential financial liabilities.

by LJust88 June 21, 2019

GRASS

Something you should touch.

"Go touch some grass."

by Writing's not easy. That's why October 1, 2022

Grass

Something a LOL player never touch.

"Tim will never touch grass because he's a vexatious little piss ant."

by Dpgames177 May 25, 2023

trouser snake in the grass

A conniving man who feigns friendship with a woman for the sole person of intercourse.

"When John told his friend Nick that he was only dating Amy for sex, Nick called John a trouser snake in the grass."

by qbillustration July 18, 2013

Grass

Something you never felt, similer to a woman

You have never felt grass

by Imnotgoodat_names54 October 9, 2025

touching grass

the equivalent of sex

Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass

Friend 1: LETS GOO!!

by 8k AliExpress recliner May 14, 2022