kids' crucifix orgy

where a bunch of rural kids with no electronics crucify one kid, and then all the other kids, naked with their clothes a distance away, take turns sucking the crucified kid's dick, and touching each other. Occasional anal sex happens, it lasts for hours, and is to be played on a small, open hill with flatland at least 20m in radius. The cross must be in the middle of the field, visible to planes.

"Hey man wanna have a kids' crucifix orgy with the rest of the boys? We're only 9 but as long as there are no cams-"

"Wait that's illegal"

by ElsonDaSushiChef/SushiMii_YT February 19, 2021

English Teacher orgasm

A phrase used to describe well spoken or well written english

Goddamn that speech was so good it gave me an English teacher orgasm

by Oshmagosh April 4, 2022

Swear on Your Orgasm

To learn if someone is lying or telling the truth, lead them down a verbal path ending in asking them to swear on their future orgasms, because no one will risk that if they are lying!

It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!

When John finally told me he loved me, I walked him through the swear.... he said it!

I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."

by JaneGordon.com March 10, 2023

orgy

1) Sex involving 3 or more people.
2) The best band ever.

I had an orgy with Orgy last night.

by klade November 8, 2003

orgasmamints

mints which cause you to simultaneously orgasm and have minty fresh breath. they're delicious.

1. Mmm matt, you have a small tiny penis; but this orgasmamints will help me get off.
2. I had erectile dysfunction, so I tried orgasmamints. now I can't get it down.

by Moskal June 12, 2007

organic lunch

Organic Lunch is another saying for Blow Job. It can be a flirtatious saying that can be used in the workforce without being obvious. Todays version of "Let's do coffee".

What did you do for lunch Mary? "I had am organic lunch".

-or-

Are you watching your carbs Mary?

by William Kosagi January 11, 2008

orgasmic

something so exciting, yummy, or fun that its orgasmic.

These tacos are orgasmic!!

by Sarah Broach January 20, 2009