a guy who gets frequently turned down for dates, then watches the girl hit it off with a more popular guy
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The co-worker that has to make a huge deal out of slightest task performed around the office, usually having nothing to do with actual work that the company does.
Mike: “I came in this morning and the water cooler leaked on the floor so I got a mop and a bucket and some paper towels and cleaned it up, then I set up cones and taped it off with caution tape.
Doug: “Jesus, how much water leaked out?
Mike: “go take a look”
Doug: “it’s like the size of a dinner plate”
Mike: “yeah, but somebody could slip on it”
Doug: “but it’s carpet…………fuckin office knob”
Doug: “Jesus, how much water leaked out?
Mike: “go take a look”
Doug: “it’s like the size of a dinner plate”
Mike: “yeah, but somebody could slip on it”
Doug: “but it’s carpet…………fuckin office knob”
by Joey BeefBuicker August 3, 2010
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by Bottom Ford August 25, 2010
Get the office chair ballet mug.Someone who persistently, yet secretively, takes a dump in the only public restroom of the office. The office shitter can strike at any time of day. Radom attacks are a key strategic factor for the shitter, so as not to raise awareness of the situation, but to also rob the innocent of feeling safe when simply urinating in the enclosed single toilet rest room.
Upon entering the unventilated rest room, Margarette realized at once she had again become the victim of the office shitter.
by AReiter December 19, 2011
Get the Office shitter mug.1.) A person who influences those around him in a work environment by being immature, inconciderate, rude, loud, argumentative, and/or distractive to those around them.
2.) Someone who "trolls" others around himself/herself while they themselves are supposed to be working.
2.) Someone who "trolls" others around himself/herself while they themselves are supposed to be working.
1.)The Secretary of Defense spends all her time office turtling.
2.) "Jenny is being such an office turtle."
"I agree; she keeps bothering me while I'm trying to work."
2.) "Jenny is being such an office turtle."
"I agree; she keeps bothering me while I'm trying to work."
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