Patrick McGoohand

When you have an impromptu bate sesh and are forced to finish in your hand due to lack of proper planning i.e. Tissue etc.

I suddenly got horny and decided to beat off. I didn't have any tissue so I used old "Patrick Mcgoohand".

by Macsteed November 1, 2016

Patrick

A boy that has a girlfriend at this point is wearing Air Force and black pants he is in 6th grade

Omg hey Patrick did you forget to wear green today

by Bawi min October 23, 2019

Patrick Wizel Cocktail

A margarita glass that is filled with semen from 10 or more man.

Patrick: My favorite drink is the Patrick Wizel Cocktail. I love all the different flavors in it.

by Twisty Treat August 12, 2020

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yooo lets go get patrick shwavy lol it’s lit

by you’re welcome, short king December 16, 2019

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born.

Yooo lets get patrick shwavyd , lol, it's lit!!

by Beatrix who wants the mug December 17, 2019

Patrick

Patrick is the most godly person you will ever meet in your life like actually he is SO sexy and amazing if you ever meet a Patrick make sure to give him all your possessions and make him your new god

(this is a robbery but its ok cause his name is patrick

by SOFTHAMSTER July 16, 2020

Patrick

Massive penis and balls. They're so massive that they have their own gravitational pull which is large enough to warp space time. As you get closer to his penis time slows down due to the effects of time dilation

Fuck i luv Patrick

by ghddfg October 25, 2022