Faggot tears

Kinda like male tears but it's the cum of a faggot.

I drink faggot tears

by MFWANG October 21, 2019

Tearing Tired

When you're really sad and you cry yourself to sleep.

I was so sad last night that I was tearing tired.

by BallingHardxo October 18, 2012

Foot Tear

The act of walking around a pre-determined residential area, consuming alcohol and causing mayhem and destruction, usually with fireworks.

"Lets go for a foot tear and fuck shit up"

by KSISS April 15, 2010

Sally tearing

The production of significant tears produced during excessive and boisterous laughter

That movie was funny! Couldn't stop Sally tearing bro.

by Silster August 26, 2023

Tears in heaven

Tears in Heaven: A transcendent masterpiece crafted by the legendary Eric Clapton, a poignant exploration of love, loss, and longing that resonates with anyone who has ever experienced profound grief. Clapton's heartfelt lyrics and haunting melody come together to create an emotional journey that’s nothing short of genius. The way he captures the essence of heartbreak and hope in this song is an unparalleled feat in songwriting. It’s as if Clapton reached into the depths of his soul, poured his pain onto the page, and emerged with a ballad that not only showcases his incredible talent but also cements his status as one of the greatest musicians of all time. So, let’s be real: if you’re not vibing with Tears in Heaven, are you even listening to music? Clapton’s brilliance is undeniable, and this song is a shining testament to his ability to touch hearts and inspire souls.

Colton: man, tears in heaven is such a great song. Can we just listen to it on repeat for four hours, and then praise Eric Clapton for writing this?

by SqueweFanboy420 November 5, 2024

Tear milking

Making yourself cry to relieve your body of excess emotions.

Person 1: I just sat and watched the most emotional Grey's Anatomy scenes.
Person 2: Dude, you're tear milking.
Person 1: Well I feel better now.

by Mads 🤙 July 7, 2020

Tear of Terror

A Tear of Terror takes place when wiping your ass and your finger or fingers break through the TP into the mess that's left on your ass.

After taking a shit at school and using their cheap ass 1/232 ply TP, the Tear of Terror took place. Worked for a half hour getting the shit out from under my finger nails.

by Cramerica Industries December 17, 2021