Anti-business shower

A business shower but it's hot and steamy and is filled with loads of loving. Or a shower between two people for the only reason to have sex.

Tom is in the shower. Jane walks to the bathroom. She gets in the shower with tom.

Tom: " Woah woah!"

Jane: " Come on let's have an anti-business shower! "

by chandlerjgomez March 29, 2017

business man in a can

Any generic executive that communicates in vague or cliché business terms and acronyms but otherwise provides no significant benefit to an organization or project aside from a positive review if he is your superior.

We had a couple of analyst and a financial guy in the meeting, and one business man in a can.

by Fraz Von Hoffer April 19, 2017

business porn

creating shiny and powerful reporting for management that translates complex information into easily comprehensible and colourful charts and pictures

"Hey, that Kibana dashboard geolocation map would make great business porn"

by Alice Turing April 24, 2017

business condoms

An in-ear piece that lets other people in the office know you're uninterested in interacting with others. Business Condoms block you from receiving unnecessary and unwanted verbal ideas and diseases. Most commonly known as Apple iPhone headphones (the Trojans of business condoms).

Andrew: Taylor, take out your business condoms and listen to me.

Taylor: (removes headphones)

by Tmoney2288 November 3, 2017

.business

When something goes just as or better than planned. Another way to say “Dope”

“Did you ask for the snap?”
“I got the snap and the number.”
“.business”

by Kokonut3102 November 6, 2017

business year

A year with no holiday

I’ll pay you back in a business year.

by TittyMaster1 November 27, 2017

busy boo boo

Being extremely overworked and sleep deprived, to the extent that the wallpaper starts changing colors late at night

Having worked three 12-hour shifts over three straight days, Amelia looked around her living room and realized just how busy boo boo she was.

by LordNovickII December 5, 2017