When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!
Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"
by GlazeHer June 04, 2025
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Infinity Win

Stephen Colbert IS infinity win. He is the epitome. The most epic. The most basic definition of win.

The infinite win.
by Teh Nibblorz September 09, 2010
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GR Stay Winning

"GR Stay Winning" Originates from a message sent down by MafiaBorn prior to a server restart after numerous attacks on the server. Circa 2022
"Yo bro have you heard we're getting DDOS'd?"
"Lol yeah bro GR Stay Winning."
by Kirwinning March 11, 2022
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Thawng Win

Thawng Win is the king of delivering the gayest and wildest lines with a punchline that could make a sailor blush. But here's the twist – it's all in the spirit of laughter and good vibes. Thawng Win fearlessly explores humor's wild side, turning every sentence into a potential surprise. His jokes ride the edge of outrageousness, but he's a master at never crossing into offensiveness. In Thawng Win's world, humor is a celebration of diversity and a reminder that laughter knows no boundaries. He effortlessly turns potentially awkward moments into opportunities for genuine connection, proving that, in his book, being outrageous is just another way to spread joy. So, buckle up for a wild ride into Thawng Win's world, where every word is a potential punchline and every laugh bridges gaps.
"Thawng Win walked into the room, and within minutes, he had everyone in stitches with his hilarious and unexpectedly wild anecdotes. You never know what he's going to say next, but it's all in good fun – he's the master of turning any gathering into a laugh-filled adventure."
by Icey toast November 19, 2023
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EPIC WIN?

THOMAS NO STOP MOLESTING THE CHILDREN WITH A TOY TRAIN. EPIC WIN?
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Epic Win

An epic win is when someone disembowels themselves, holds their organs towards the sky, wraps them around their neck, and hangs them selves with their small intestine all in under 9 seconds.
“Omg, epic win!” (does epic Fortnite emote then commits epic win)
by Entomologist prime March 08, 2020
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Epic Win

You can achieve an Epic Win by "scoring" a.k.a hooking up with another individual, followed immediately by committing suicide.
Bobby lost his soccer game today, but he still had an Epic Win!
by BottomGee September 24, 2023
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