by y u looking here December 30, 2020
Girl #1: I could not do Brian, that guy had a Prince Albert piercing that was like major in caliber. No way was that going in my pussy. I tried to give him a beej, but I ended up giving him more of a handjob.
Girl #2: I do not understand why guys go for extreme Cock-u-Puncture
Girl #1: It has to fricking hurt!
Girl #2: Some guys are freaks.
Girl #2: I do not understand why guys go for extreme Cock-u-Puncture
Girl #1: It has to fricking hurt!
Girl #2: Some guys are freaks.
by sarasplayroom.com January 19, 2011
Doing something insane for a guy you have a crush on, specifically a Mr. Struggle (someone who is often late, watches pornography, or spends too much money). It is something only done by ungodly, guy-obsessed women/teens.
Girl 1: Remember when we saw your crush in that restaurant during high school? You were crazy for him!
Girl 2: Oh my gosh yes! We were pulling literal u-turns!
Girl 1: Haha yes back in the old days.
Girl 2: Hahahaha back in the old days hahahahahahha.
Girl 2: Oh my gosh yes! We were pulling literal u-turns!
Girl 1: Haha yes back in the old days.
Girl 2: Hahahaha back in the old days hahahahahahha.
by Mr. Struggle April 27, 2020
by Flintip1212 March 20, 2018
by amado February 14, 2005
by HoboPav February 14, 2018
A pun on "The University of Michigan" intended to identify Macomb Community College, which is currently established on Michigan State Highway 59.
Student 1: Hey, I'm going to Michigan State for college dude, where are you going?
Student 2: U of M-59.
Student 1: Ahhh the Wolverines... nice.
Student 2: Errr, you're referring to the U of M. And we're the Monarchs (as in butterflies) by the way.
Student 2: U of M-59.
Student 1: Ahhh the Wolverines... nice.
Student 2: Errr, you're referring to the U of M. And we're the Monarchs (as in butterflies) by the way.
by Thunder from down under April 07, 2009