Matthew Fong

A sexy beast who is smart and sexy and a more sexy!! hes sexier than u and is hot as a hot air balloon + a burning furnace.

That Matthew Fong Is HOT MAN. GOD SEXY BEAST

by Joeee MaaMaa April 27, 2021

matthew harper

the most sweetest kind hearted man. he’s different from other people. he has his own little thing. he’s caring. he’s handsome. he has beautiful blue eyes. he’s absolutely perfect.

i wish matthew harper was mine

by soove October 28, 2019

Matthew barwell

Rugby fan boy who loves grabbing other men and hides the fact that he is homosexual through playing rugby where he lives out his fantasies of touching and wrestling with hunky men. Plays karate and the viola (the gay violin) on the side. He is very insecure about himself and feels better once he boasts about his boring life. He loves to talk about how built and tall he is when in reality he is a skinny guy of average height and hates how low the bus ceilings are as it “hurts his head”. Lives in a valley where everyone shops at Waitrose and is yet to lose his virginity.

Man: constantly talks about himself Girl: yep he’s defo a matthew barwell

by Flyless fly December 17, 2019

Matthew Key

Imbread dated his cousins at school broke up when they got the DNA tests back

Matthew Key is imbrued

by Dave Carrie May 27, 2022

Matthew Waugh

A Matthew Waugh is someone who is a joke or meme

Do you know Kyle?
Yeah that boy a Matthew Waugh

by Rudeboy flex September 28, 2017

Kai Matthews

A degenerate teenager cunt who only thinks about himself and is a huge fucking cunt who would never help anyone on any accord now matter how easy the task is.

Teacher: Tom can you help me move this paper across the room
Tom: No, I'm fine, tell someone else to do it
Others: Wow Tom is such a Kai Matthews.

by swh7777 October 2, 2018

Matthew Vispo

A beautiful young woman who loves anime and will do anything to protect their henti files

You like Neon from Valorant. You must be a Matthew Vispo

by momoiscool1234545667778 February 4, 2022