molly-martined

Getting absolutely polaxed and needing someone to carry you home. This someone is usually the boyfriend and has to take care of her and deal with her shit.

'Mate you were molly-martined last night!'
'You threw up all over her bathroom floor, you were molly-martined'

by Christian is a ballbag March 8, 2015

creamy martin

When semen is used as lubricant.

Who needs lube when you can just do a creamy martin?

Derek likes to do creamy martins on Sue.

by hobojosh December 29, 2007

avery ate martins ass

this is factual

avery really enjoyed eating martins ass! avery ate martins ass.

by Averythechuuyalover September 18, 2023

Alfie martin

Name of someone who is very intelligent and a very good lucking man

Who can hate Alfie martin

by A1233 July 2, 2022

MARTIN

THE BIGGEST SHIT STIRRER!!!

Martin is a term used when someone is LYING, SHIT STIRRING AND CAUSING DRAMA

by Itsasecret(itsjohn) March 6, 2023

martin cheney

Hands down the sexist person in the world all girls fall for him.

Girl 1: you see Martin Cheney over there.

Girl 2: yeah he's so hot I want him to Fuck me silly.

by Shsjshsh August 4, 2017

Martine

A really annoying and bossy girl that thinks she's smarter than everyone else.

Girl: -Uggh this girl in my class is so bossy
Boy: - It's probably Martine, right?

by Alazne<3 November 22, 2021