Moist Milton

You wet your big toe and stick it in somebody's ear. It's like a wet willy, but with your big toe.

I'm going to give you a moist milton later..

by i_love_rollerskating September 21, 2022

Lord_minion8

he is a roblox user and he joined in oct 24 2022

Lord_minion8 is a robloxian

by minion_fard October 25, 2022

Barrow Millionaire

When you wake up after a night out and find £10 in your pocket that you didn't know you had.

I woke up a Barrow Millionaire on Sunday morning!

by B-dog Millionaire November 15, 2022

National Minion day

A day where you can share your love for minions

Person 1 : are you celebrating National Minion day today?
Person 2 : hell yes i am

by Limpingmybizkit February 7, 2023

A Million Miles Away

Friday night, I'd just got back
I had my eyes shut and dreaming about the past
I thought about you while the radio played
I should have got loaded, some reason I stayed
I started drifting to a different place
I realized I was falling off the face of the world
And there was nothing left to bring me back
I'm a million miles away
A million miles away

I'm just a million miles away
And there's nothing left to bring me back today
Took a ride, I went downtown
The streets were empty, there was no one around
To place that we used to know
Been all the places that we used to go
I'm at the wrong end of your looking glass
Just trying to hold on to the hands of the past and you
And there was nothing left to bring me back
I was a million miles away
A million miles away
I'm just a million miles away
And there's nothing to bring me back today
Bring me back today, bring me back today
I started drifting to a different place
I realized, falling off the face of the world
And there was nothing left to bring me back
I was a million miles away
I'm a million miles away
I'm a million miles away
And there's nothing left to bring me back today
Bring me back today, bring me back today
Bring me back today

by Death Menace March 8, 2023

38 million gazillion

a lot of moniez

he has 38 million gazillion dollars !!!!!!

by rehehehe May 2, 2023

Procto-Milontesis

A condition wherein the patient's speech comes from their rectum, rather than their larynx. Because patients suffering from this condition maintain no connection between their Broca's Area and their speech organ, the resulting language is often illogical. The condition can be acute or chronic (as in certain uncles at Thanksgiving). There is no effective treatment at this time -- the recommended response is isolation of the patient until the condition subsides. This condition is highly contagious and spreads rapidly through contact via social media.

The patient was referred to us after participating in their HOA page on social media. They began making irrational statements, leading to suspicion of acute Procto-Milontesis. Recommend isolating the patient for 24 hours to see if they improve.

by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023