Matthew is a sexy cute boy, his nickname is Matty, great name to scream! He has an ass of a goddess, an absolute cutie pie!
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" I'm lactose intolerant"
"Classic Matthew L. Hold on someone's calling me about my missing cat, wait are you calling me rn?"
"Classic Matthew L. Hold on someone's calling me about my missing cat, wait are you calling me rn?"
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Matthew is a guy who I liked for 6 years and then stopped liking him because I realized how ugly and disgusting he looked and plus he was racist so honestly he’s a bitch. Don’t ever like matthews, they’re all fake bitches tbh
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