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Matthew

A sweet and genuine person. He is usually a very funny guy and never fails to make you laugh. He is someone you can talk to once and fall for him instantly. He has the sweetest smile and an amazing personality. Matthew is a special person, once you meet one you'll know what I'm talking about. Matthew always speaks the truth, he knows how to compliment you well and will never fail to speak his mind. Find yourself a Matthew and don't lose him.
Oh yeah that's definitely a Matthew.
by almondwater November 5, 2022
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Matthew's typically have great parents, ultimately resulting in healthy social skills later on in life. Matthew tends to have nothing that he needs, but something that everyone else needs. He's the man that the world didn't know it needed. He typically stocks up on plenty of snacks, but is in desperate need of toilet paper. Usually stocks up on Ramen Noodles, but has no idea how to cook anything else. Will go out and earn a surplus of money just to spend it on the person he loves (who is also typically the person who cooks for him). Believes he's stuck in the awkward part of life between a mom and a wife.
"Who's that guy that's feeding the homeless?"
"Oh... that's Matthew!"
by DaddyMattySutts November 9, 2022
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an NPC.
wow look at that matthew!
by LunaDoesntExist November 10, 2022
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This is a disappointment of a person who is short and a penguin
Person 1: Who is that disappointing penguin over there?
Person 2: Oh, that's Matthew. He is useless.
by Very small PP man November 21, 2022
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matthew

a sweet and charming person who is able to earn a lot of money without even trying. Girls fall in love with him as soon as they see. Matthew is a god in bed and can make girls cum just by thinking of him
omg that guy is so handsome! He must be Matthew
by urmomligmaass November 27, 2022
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Matthew is a sweet charming guy who is super funny and always makes peoples day. He is hurt right now because of a girl but is healing. Matthew will also be a good boyfriend preferably to a girl whose name starts with an A,N or H.
Dang, Matthew is so sweet and funny.
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matthew

bro that matthew guy is really bad at rocket league
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