you know you got problems 

A term used to tell somebody that they aren't in no way better than you and that they themselves have issues, but don't want to show because they want to maintain a image as if they have it all and got it together. Every body has problems.

Mentioned in a Too Short song.

Adam: Man my, 1991 Ford broke down and I have no money to get it fix man.

Steven: Well maybe if you would upgrade and get you a better car like my brand new Mercedes-Benz, you wouldn't have that problem.

Adam: Fuck you bitch, you know you got problems.

you know you got problems by thatdude23 October 10, 2012

You Know What Time It Is 

A prison expression indicating that the speaker is about to commence a physical altercation upon the subject.

Leroy: You know what time it is!
Bubba: What-
Leroy: (hits Bubba)

You Know What Time It Is by tnmetis January 31, 2021

but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter? 

john0512 orz

that's we say in every single conversation
ok but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter

bruh i failed mathcounts states bro
ok but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?

but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter? by j55406 July 26, 2022

i know 

a terrible defenseless replying phrase used to make someone criticizing you feel retarded for doing so.

1: You are fucking retarded
2: i know
1:you don't do anything right
2:i know
1:Why are you proud of that

i know by gogogogogogogogo January 17, 2011

Do you know vot time eet ees? 

Eet ees time for a TOTAL RECALL in Kaleefonia!!!

I vill tuhrminate Gray Davis!

Do you know vot time eet ees? by Bleurgh Resurgent January 27, 2005

you don't know me! 

what all young I- think- I'm-misunderstood- by- society -so- let-me-listen-to-gay-ass-emo yells at their parents once in while,so they can really convince themselves that the world is out to get them and they're rebels but in reality they're just conformist SoB's

Fat Mom: Want some cookies?
Angry teenager that goes to Hot Topic and thinks they're cool: YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!GO AWAY LINKIN PARK!!!
Fat Mom: Fine then more for me

you don't know me! by GANJAMAN February 11, 2005

Wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one. 

What is said of a guy that knows almost nothing about sex. For example nerds,noobs,strightedges/strightasses,bible thumpers,mama's boys ect.

That nerd wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.

Wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one. by Deep blue 2012 December 11, 2009