Keeping a hand of cards

When you date and keep a handful of your Tinder matches you swept right on.

Are you seeing that person you met from Tinder exclusively, or are you "keeping a hand of cards?"

by The CELsta May 10, 2016

pie keep

Fat kid who lives at home

man shorty be a pie keep

by SunKis January 27, 2014

keep your face to yourself

Someone that’s kissing or trying to kiss another person. Keep your face away.

He always tried to smooch my girl. Bro just keep your face to yourself .

by Realbossish January 16, 2020

Keeping Inventory

When you're jealous of someone's wealth and keep a mental list of all of their expensive belongings.

Girl: I can't believe her. She has an iPhone 4, a 70" plasma TV, a $400 pair of shoes... Guy: Sounds like you're keeping inventory.

by Majic-Man June 4, 2011

Keeping bae at bay

Managing your man or woman from causing you trouble by keeping him in line.

Jon hasn't checked out liz's booty in the last 3 days. Clearly, I am keeping bae at bay.

by Fall Bondler June 7, 2017

chip keep

Verb- When a man pulls out and shoots his load over the girls boobs into her mouth. The boobs acting as the keeper and the mouth as the goal.

Jordan is about to chip keep on Jenna.

by Dueces13 August 10, 2012

Keep Calm And Carry On

Keep Calm and Carry On was a motivational poster produced by the British government in 1939 in preparation for World War II. The poster was intended to raise the morale of the British public, threatened with widely predicted mass air attacks on major cities.

I have a keep calm and carry on poster in my room

by HoiDAEn October 6, 2020