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Jizz Socker

A currently fictional device concept - the Jizz Soccer, Jizz Socker or Jizz Sock-ker is a two piece apparatus. One piece is conceived to have a pneumatic pumping action sleeve designed to fit over a penis and is fitted with a wireless or wired receiver. The second piece is a glove fitted with motion sensors and a transmitter. The intended function of the jizz socker is to allow the person wearing the penis sleeve to be cranked off by a complete stranger utilising the glove device in tandem with an internet connection.
"That Jizz Socker session last night was immense... ladyboy69xOxO has one hell of a grip!!"

Ready to rock with a Jizz Socker'd cock! PM me plz!! X_X
by Stick900 November 12, 2018
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Jizz Sack

1. Balls; A Boy's Junk; Testicles

2. A Really Stupid Person; A Dumbass.

*Often Associated With a Jizz Stick*
1. He likes it when you cup your hand around his jizz sack.

2. He's such a jizz sack.
by nYmPhOgUrL April 3, 2010
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Jizz in the Shizz

Basically slang for anal intercourse, also called Charlie and the chocolate factory
by HahaNut27 March 21, 2019
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jizz cocktail

A jizz cocktail is what happens when a girl sleeps with several men in a short space of time without a condom. The result a mixture of jizz aka a jizz cocktail.
Sophie slept with so many guys on Friday she must have had a jizz cocktail inside her.
by SmellyJenna May 17, 2014
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GPU Jizz

The act of your jizz leaking out of your hdmi/vga port on your computer's GPU.
Bro look at this video of my GPU Jizz!!
by The Kitten Whisperer TD March 11, 2023
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Mouth Jizz

When eating something very good, saliva spews out of your mouth.
Wow the pizza was so good my mouth jizzed for a second!
by PanisCupcake February 24, 2014
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jizz painting

The act of cumming onto a girls stomach and using that cum to paint a picture with your dick
After I finished on Jenna I made a jizz painting of her much hotter sister
by legratsp October 8, 2013
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