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Jizz Drinker

One who injests a load of sperm just shot into their mouth the same as one would enjoy a swallow of liquid refreshment. One who prides themselves and their own self worth on that one ultimate willing submission so swallow cum. Like me!
Man, that chick is supposedly a pure virgin but is really a cock hungry jizz drinker
by Cumslut4life January 26, 2019
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jizz pie

Some pie but it has a nice surprise for straight females and gay males mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I loooooovvvvveee your jizz pie babe
by Mama yo ♡ May 28, 2018
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jizz goblin

Having a wet dream. Refers to the gains goblin - the goblin is stealing your hard-earned semen retention gains.

Happens often during NoFap reboots.
"Did you fuckin coom at porn again?" asked the Indian.
"No mang, I got jizz goblined" replied the Serb.
by kshantik January 17, 2022
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jizz monkey

Jizz monkey: 1. a person who is so addicted to having their mouth filled with cum, that if… that person doesn’t get their jizz fix, they go ape-shit! Hence, jizz monkey is a very miserable person,

2. the bitchiness that stems from being a jizz monkey

3. a condition of not getting the required amount of jizz consumed per day, week, month, etc.

4. an unhappy person (usually a female) person addicted to cum in their own mouth.
“Karen was being a total jizz monkey last night, after not getting what she wanted from me.
by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021
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Plant Jizz

The white or green liquid to come from a plant when aroused and busts a nut( the jizz). Also known as tree cum or vegetation’s nut.
Oh no I say on this bed of lettuce and got plant jizz all over me!
by Plant fucker March 3, 2021
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jizz lightyear

When you jizz further than ever - to infinity and beyond.
I pulled out and it flew beyond her face and hit the back wall. It was a full jizz lightyear!
by Kavorks April 3, 2021
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jizz bladder

That hairy sack that hangs below a males penis. Also known as a scrotum sack, ball bag, nut sack, berries, eggs, jewels, taint fender, bits and pieces, frumunda factory, smegma shop, chin warmers.
Dude I’ve been on one helluva dry spell lately. I totally need to drain my Jizz Bladder.
by Grand Theft Vato September 22, 2023
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