Dumb-j

1. When you blow up a balloon by wrapping the lips of said balloon around your anus then continuing to blow it up only using farts.

2. The biggest most painful, tear-jerking, satan spawning shit you've ever taken.

1. We Dumb-Jed some balloons for a party.

2.I'm lucky to be alive after that Dumb-j I took earlier today.

by Gaime Talonfear May 18, 2014

J-swag

The swagga of a person of Japanese origin.

Yeah, definitely got some J-swag going on there ;)

by J-whore September 11, 2011

Dirty J

A common pejorative used by University of Florida students to describe Jennings Hall, a residence hall on campus. The name was dubbed after Jennings Hall became associated with mold, poor air quality, and filthy communal bathrooms.

Nick: I know someone who lives in Jennings Hall
Ally: Oh you mean Dirty J? I remember hearing horror stories from its residents last year. And its in such a distant of campus.

by nickcityplanner January 10, 2023

Blopy J's

A sexual act when two heterosexual men give eachother blowjobs. This is not seen as homosexual, but promotes a masculine bond.

Gabe: Hey Martin, I'm feeling like Blopy J's tonight. You in?
Martin: Hell yes Gabe, nobody loves Blopy J's more than me!

by HJBJADMF March 14, 2016

Tonathan J

Known as, papa T, johnathan swag, or tonny J. A memer that needs to be stopped.

Is that a Tonathan J?

Omg it is!
He needs to be stopped.

by Babalishka March 17, 2021

Gay-J

Aj is a fat white dude from Longview that sucks dick and is poor as dirt. He likes Gunther from Kick Buttowski. He's been ripped on his whole life. He cries alot. He smokes cigarettes and wears the same clothes every week. He's been expelled out of two high schools after he left his first one so he never got his GED. He dances, tweaks, in the passenger seat when he likes a song that's playing and his favorite song is Sunflower. He's addicted to crystal-meth and everybody treats him like a brick.

Guy - "Gay-j! What's up brick?"

Gay-j- "What's up big homie?"

Guy- "Bit$$!"

by umbreonxxx August 23, 2019

scp-_____-j

its a rock that makes you procrastinate
its probably memetic or something

ill finish this up later -dr. vang

how did scp-_____-j become one of the top rated scps?

i dont know

by cosmnik August 7, 2021