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irish plow

when ur doing a girl doggie style and then take her legs out from under her therefore looking like a plow
dude i was doing this girl doggie and gave her the irish plow
by helton January 1, 2009
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irish kegels

The act of an Irishman going out on the lash at the local pub only to realize (after too many cups of the pure) he locked himself out of his dwelling, his primary means of communication ascended to the pearly gates without so much as a farewell or Slán out of courtesy, and he has a horribly urgent need to piss but isn’t smart enough to return back to the pub. The closest petrol station open at this hour is over a kilometer away from your pub and apartment.

The objective of the exercise is to walk to the station, find where they keep the jacks politely ask the lad to charge your phone, then text your fookin roommate to let you in, then walk back. Makes sure if you’re too plastered, avoid the Garda Síochánaat all costs, or you fail.

The result of repeated practice of this exercise will culminate into strong Irish Balls and an erection so thick, not even the donkey cocks of the Ethiopians can ever hope to please your lass better than yours.
Seamus: Look at that buffoon, poor sod’s locked himself out.

Padraíg: Aye and he’s doing him some Irish kegels there now as well. I see piss dripping! Two shillings say he doesn’t make it to the toilet.

Seamus: Begorrah and yer justified, Pat, but may he have the Almighty’s favour.
by WoodyPooShoes September 4, 2019
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irikha

Fat as fuck, no one likes her, fenian cunt, up the uda, thinks she’s the hardest person ever when she’s like 5ft something, such a joke
Ugh fuck sake here comes irikha
by Leftdown May 21, 2018
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Irish tiger

1. What you call someone when they talk during the middle of your backswing.
2. When you apply sunscreen but neglect portions of your legs, resulting in red and white stripes.
Having an Irish tiger in your group announces to everyone that you guys are just there to have a good time, not to play golf.
by Learjet7 July 17, 2019
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Irish birth control

Having strictly anal sex with your partner because you can't afford another child
Me and the misses are on the

Irish birth control
by Jiuken Stef September 25, 2022
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Wild irish hoe

Noun A female who likes to get intoxicated on the cheap ghetto wine Wild Irish Rose
"Me and my girl are some wild irish hoes,all we like to shwill on is wild irish rose"
by Nickillyssa April 14, 2017
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The Irishman

The Irishman is just so so so so fucking long.
by Someguyright December 30, 2019
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