A parent that vaccinates their children or child in secret out of fear of being mocked and shamed by anti-vaxxers.
Did you hear about old Lou Silinavich, I heard he was a closet vaxxer and his kids are actually vaccinated. We shouldn’t let little Bobby Joe & Sue Ellen play with his kids any longer.
by MahatmaJonny December 19, 2018
Get the Closet Vaxxermug. A guy who has the perfect genes to be a chad, yet embraces the lifestyle of an otaku. They're the guys that go to con ripped in cosplay, the ones that somehow hold relationships despite playing video games for twelve hours a day, and make you look like a failure at being a failure.
"I thought con was just for neets and degenerates then I saw the guy in the All Might cosplay."
"Nah, he's just a closet chad. I wouldn't regard him as something better."
"Nah, he's just a closet chad. I wouldn't regard him as something better."
by karminova May 21, 2018
Get the closet chadmug. by WolfgangSpartacus April 22, 2018
Get the closet wildmug. When your living situation is uncomfortable so you buy snacks to keep in your closet to avoid seeing family members or roommates in high tensions
by Merpderp1555 December 11, 2024
Get the Closet snacksmug. Secretly hardworking students. They don't admit they study. They want to give the impression the are some rare genius who can party until 4 AM the day of the exam and just get an A because they can "test well."
by thefxxkingcoolkid May 27, 2018
Get the Closet Gunnermug. by CoochieMan_Slayer6969 October 12, 2020
Get the In The Closetmug. by Grizzly Gaddis March 10, 2011
Get the Closet-Kinkmug.