Cab Rape

When somebody invites you to their place for the purpose of you paying for the cab, and not sex. You'll think you're going for sex, but there will be no sex at your destination. None.

I thought I was going to get lucky, but I just got cab raped.

by Nomad9 September 01, 2011

Rape the goat

To settle for less.
Archaic usage: to go to bed.

He went home with that ugly chick? Man, he really raped the goat.

Archaic usage: Oh, man, I've been up since 5 am. I think I'm gonna go rape the goat.

by bdb2h April 10, 2008

rape yourself

masturbating because you have to feed your addiction, not because you want to

Guy1- At this point, I don't even enjoy jacking it, I'm just feeding my crippling porn addiction.
Guy2-Damn that sucks, it's almost like you rape yourself on a daily basis.

by b0mba September 21, 2020

bank rape

being grossly overcharged in a way that will deplete your bank account.

my sister got the bill from the eye doctor and it was total bank rape.

by shelbias August 07, 2010

phone rape

When A girl keeps a guy on the phone for an extended amount of time.

Sara phone raped trevor all night.

by not Josh October 05, 2005

Retail-rape

The act of being coerced by salespersons into purchasing something that one does not actually want, or can not afford; generally occurs in high-end department stores.

"Girl, that bitch at Nordstrom's totally retail-raped you. You'd best return that heinous bag."

by ihatechoosingusernames April 23, 2009

cuddle rape

The act of forced cuddling upon an unwilling participant.

"Whenever I'm watching TV with Kelly she always ends up cuddling with me even though I don't want to. I feel like I'm being raped! I'm totally a victim of cuddle rape."

by Meg L. February 06, 2009