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A place where stealing is not considered wrong (kazaa, emulations, etc.) and where there is more Pornography then at Ron Jeremy's studios.
Hmmm...where can I get pornography and/or free programs/music which I would have to pay fortunes for otherwise? Oh, I know! The internet!
by DBNP May 27, 2003
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Internet

1.) Designed to be an indestructable communications medium, in the event of a worldwide catastrophe. The only real worldwide catastrophe to happen so far is the Internet itself.

2.) Part of the "information superhighway" intiative. Let's see what happens in another 50 years.
Make sure your online service also includes internet access.
by handle187 November 11, 2003
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Internet cowgirl

A person who displays their nude body on the Internet for the purpose of causing sexual arousal.
You don't wanna be a takin that girl over to see your mom or dad 'casue she's an Internet cowgirl.

I heared that girl's body is so fine she should be an Internet cowgirl.

Better watch out for that guy over there or he will turn you into an Internet cowgirl!
by John Welch July 30, 2008
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Internet

1. Porn, lots and lots and lots of free, or pay for porn

2.shareware, freeware, software,mp3's,videos(mostly of porn) and other industrius material used by folk with computers

3. Spyware, adware, worms, viruses, lions, tigers, bears, etc.

4. Chat & e-mail, little kids talking to little kids, what parents beleive to be little kids talking to old men pretending to be little kids of oppisite sex.

5. Oroginally created for the free sharing of ideas, somewhere along the line the word "ideas" started meaning porn, and now tis is its main use
80% or more of the internet is porn, my lifes mission is to recover at least 41% of the internet "if only for a breif moment, cuz thats all life is sister, is a series of moments"-Dogma
by Nolan 14 September 6, 2008
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Internet cowgirl

A person who displays their nude body on the Internet.
You don't wanna be a takin that Internet cowgirl over to see your mom or dad.

I heared that girl was an Internet cowgirl.

Better watch out for that guy over there. He will turn you into an Internet cowgirl!
by Nelly Jones May 27, 2006
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Internal clock

A clock that certain people can set to wake up at a set time, without outside interference. Internal clock can vary the "wake time" the user may wake up at an exact time to the millisecond or within 10 minutes. Results vary per person.
Typically the internal clock will allow the user to wake up with very little drowsiness.

To set the internal clock the user must think of the time for at least 3 seconds. Results vary per person.

*Note: if user ignores his internal clock and goes back to sleep they may be more tired than normal when waking up. Not Suggested!
User: We gotta come in to work early tomorrow and my clock ran out of batterys.
Guy: Don't worry just set your internal clock tonight.

-Next day
User: Worked like a charm. Why do people waste money on alarm clocks.
Guy: Told ya so
by M0D1CA April 7, 2008
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Internet Friend

Basically any friend you have on yhe internet (it could be either a real friend of yours or someone you met on a different social media site).
One thing I know for sure is that I should at least be careful about the internet friends I make because there really are a lot of weirdos and douchebags online so you do have to be really careful of who you talk to on the web.
by CelticEagle February 17, 2019
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