A man whose fragile ego disintegrates upon hearing that a woman he loved experienced an intimate encounter with an extraordinarily well-endowed ex-partner—one so physically impactful that it allegedly "hit" and opened her cervix. Overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, he reacts by adopting authoritarian, hyper-misogynistic ideologies, imposing radical sexist restrictions in a desperate attempt to reassert control over women, their bodies, and his own wounded pride.
Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
"After finding out his ex-wife dated an NBA player, Steve went full Cervix Hitler and started posting manifestos about banning yoga pants."
"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."
"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."
"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
by Oiphaisles November 28, 2024
Get the Cervix Hitlermug. "Hey, remember that Hitler guy from high school that tried to get into art school?"
"Yeah, I hope he's doing alright."
"Yeah, I hope he's doing alright."
by PuntAChild October 24, 2022
Get the Hitlermug. A pond located in Ohio that was named after George Hitler, who was one of the first colonists of the land. This pond does not correlate with Adolf Hitler or any Nazi beliefs. Petitions have been created to rename Hitler Pond for its indirect association with Adolf Hitler despite it not correlating.
by PlancksConstant January 4, 2024
Get the Hitler Pondmug. Noun: foreplay game traditionally played by gay couples where one man places chocolate syrup on his upper lip then proceeds to eat out their partner. This continues until the mustache and “field of play” has been completely licked clean. The game concludes leaving a cleanly shaven hitler and partner.
Straight Kevin: Gay Dave, me and the wife seem to have lost our spark. What do you and Gay Kevin do on Wednesdays to spice things up?
Gay Dave: Lately we have really enjoyed giving each other a good hitler for almost minutes at a time! Feels soooo good!
Gay Dave: Lately we have really enjoyed giving each other a good hitler for almost minutes at a time! Feels soooo good!
by Gayer-Tobias February 19, 2022
Get the Good Hitlermug. Hitleriztion is a term used when a person calls someone they disagree with politically as a Nazi or modern day version of Adolf Hitler hence the name hitlerization.
by HAMBURGER007 May 18, 2025
Get the Hitlerizationmug. A very experienced hiker, usually by norwegian origin, with very strong opinions on how to do things right ( their way).
by Jyboen August 5, 2018
Get the Hike-Hitlermug. by foot lettuce in ur mum October 13, 2021
Get the hitlermug.