hairy pillow

when you cut your dickhair over someones pillow before they sleep
friend 1: i got a hairy pillow yesterday
friend 2: haha it was me
by mikefromdenmark August 27, 2021
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Holy hairy balls

When someone says *holy hairy balls* they mean, They are shocked and have very hair balls
by Hey bruva December 06, 2020
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hairy fifth

a type of marijuana, some fifth with hair, gooood shit.
"roll up some of that hairy fifth bro!"
by puuuuuusy. August 23, 2009
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Hairy Bolster

A slightly mouldy dog nugget that has a spiky coat.
Mind your step, matey, you nearly tripped on a hairy bolster!
by Bearzuka September 18, 2020
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Hairy Saddle

Facial hair being present, usually of the beard or goatee fashion, on males during SOMFing.
"She was riding the hairy saddle lastnight."

"Ride my hairy saddle you cowgirl bitch!!!"

"I rode his hairy saddle all morning"
by Unrustled1 April 01, 2013
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Hairy Beary

A small Hispanic boy that we all know and love that will eat the loli pussy so good that there none left for the rest of the family.
by CatDisc October 16, 2016
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Sticky hairy

Foreign cum infested pubes during intercourse
Hey Fred can we get a “sticky hairytonight?
by Sticky hairy April 11, 2022
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