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hairy pocket

Howabout that hairy pocket tho
by notAllNames November 28, 2017
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hairy barnacle

Basically a nipple.

Two things attached to your chest sorta like barnacles on a ship.... But they're hairy.
I have a third hairy barnacle....... wanna see?
by SlipperyGypsy01 November 29, 2017
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hairy turncul

A pokemon go player who straps his iPhone to his wrist then spanks the mankey until it evolves.
Man that guys mankey is so strong bet he's just a hairy turncul trainer
by Trust me I'm smart April 21, 2018
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hairy scary

“he’s got a hairy scary”
“i sucked a fat hairy scary the other day
by wot do u mean December 14, 2017
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hairy bolas

I like your hairy bolas all your hairs went in my mouth
by User15678910 February 19, 2018
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hairy suds

The act of shaving your balls while using body shampoo
My balls are squeaky clean, but now my bathtub is covered in a illusivly high about of pubes and suds, this dirties the tub. My tub has hairy suds
by Shitposting_Xtreme May 8, 2018
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hairy chimp

Gluing her pubes to your penis and fucking her ass dry.
My wife got a rub burn from my hairy chimp.
by Haxces February 25, 2017
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