Hairy Dick

A large penis made in southern Russia and is made into a special stew

A man: "I wish I could make some hairy dick stew"

by A man who likes Red Panda's November 14, 2021

Hairy Stimpleton

The act of shaving off your Butthole-Net and then ejaculating onto it. After that you find your prey and stick this hairy-cum-glue to their face in such a way that it creates an authentic biker beard. Although this is very humorous it might get you called names like Jizz guzzeling rectal wart or donkey raping shit eater.

I was wondering what my best friend would look like with a beard so I got him drunk one night and gave him a Hairy Stimpleton.

by XbigpenismanX June 17, 2011

Hairy meatball

A meat that has hair on it.

Eirik had experienced a hairy meatball in his mouth.

by PieLieDieCaiLeaIea September 6, 2017

Hairy Crater

A very hairy asshole

Man someone bent over and shown me there Hairy Crater

by A very fat man October 28, 2017

hairy scary

a fat hairy penis

“he’s got a hairy scary”
“i sucked a fat hairy scary the other day”

by wot do u mean December 14, 2017

Hairy Loofa

When while in the shower with your girl, she licks the bar of soap then proceeds to clean your gooch/lower ball area with her tongue.

dave- you scrub the gooch?"

you-"who needs scrubbing when i've got my girl and the hairy loofa"

by deeznutz123456 July 1, 2011

Hairy Custard

The act of spunking over your partners hair like a faulty can of silly string

Sorry about that hairy custard last night... was fuuny but

by JOJI$$ August 9, 2021